What They Say, What They're Thinking
by twitch

Funcoland employee will say one thing and think another.
Here are examples.



What he says:

"The cleaners are essential for your games."

What he's thinking:

"Damn I need some cash, better pimp a few more cleaners today."



What he says:

"We don't carry instructions or black sleeves."

What he's thinking:

"Man, I don't feel like looking for those."


What he says:

"Nigga, you best hook it up with a next-gen system."

What he's thinking:

"I sure hope that made sense."


What he says:

"Are you ready yet?"

What he's thinking:

"I wish everyone would leave the store so I could unpause my Pokemon game."


What he says:

"While I agree that Final Fantasy VII is a great game, the ninth 
installment was far superior."

What he's thinking:

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny
from the block First I had a little, now I have a lot. No matter where
I go, I know where I came from..."