Things You Will Never Hear a Funcoland Employee Say
by twitch

"I'd be glad to help you with that"

"I scored last night." (He might say it but it wont be true)

"I love NES!"

"These cleaners don't do shit."

"Game Informer sucks."

"Let me check if we have the instructions for that."

"Would you like to look for that game in our back room?"

"Wouldn't you rather have a game with a story 
instead of just flashy grapics."

"I showered last night."