What to do with the cleaners

by blienk

Whenever you buy something at Funcoland, whether it be a game or
a friggin' book, you must go through the ordeal of hearing
"the cleaner pitch."  Here is a quick list of stuff to do with
this peice of crap.

1. Shove it up the employees ass.
2. Do cleaners float?
3. Use them to start a bon fire.
4. Wash the windows with the spray.
5. Shove it in the employee's car's tailpipe and run.
6. Use it as a band aid.
7. Give it to your dad for his birthday. (Tell him it is an ash tray)
8. Target pratice, anyone?
9. See how many you can break in half with your head.
10. Don't buy the worthless peice of crap in the first place, 
    and find something better to do with your fifteen bucks.